I've been warned that in a few short months I will no longer have time to get ready and sexify myself. I can see how that can happen - having to rush, needing to get ready in 10 minutes or less, being heavy-boobed and sleep deprived...soooooo - I made a plan.
I will call it the "No baby will make me a frump" plan. If this works - there may be a book in my future. So I am going to practice ahead of time - create glam outfits that are comfortable and buy some wigs....maybe tattoo on some make up(for that classy look). Today for instance I woke up around 8:30 - I start work at 9:00 and I look FABULOUS! I think it will take some dedication and lots of prep but I can do it.
In all honesty - I am starting to see how some people find Moo-Moo's an appropriate clothing choice....but I will fight it, I promise. This blog will come back to haunt me otherwise.
I am so HUNGRY. My massive amounts of tiny Christmas-season Citrus fruits are not holding me over....I find myself lusting after Crispy Creme Donuts....I won't do it (talk about a direct path to above mentioned Moo-Moo's!) I hate when I am hungry and some dumb-ass suggests "why don't you have a yogurt?" Seriously. When has thick milk product fulfilled the needs of a grown woman....stupid stupid suggestion! Yogurt has never solved world hunger. Sure I'll have one - they are yummy and healthy, but I might team it up with something else (like fruit and a croissant and a tea) now we're talking...
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