____ May harm your Unborn child....

So I know to watch out for smoking, drinking, soft cheese, cat litter, certain herbs, cat scratches, gum disease, raw meats, undercooked meats, not enough meats, unwashed vegetation, stress (riiiight), tape worms, heart worms, advil - well almost all medications.....then I got to thinking....

Nobody ever warns pregnant women about external factors. What if I am surrounded by things like AFO or White Snake or En Vogue and its turned up REALLY loud and I can't escape it? I will be exposing my child to very unhealthy music. Why just today my bitch Britney came on the radio, and even though I tried to fight it, I was groovin' right along....I may have even been singing....I will never be able to measure the effect this has on the baby. If in 20 or so years he / she marries a married background dancer while clad in jumpsuits then I guess I have my answer.

I have to be more careful turning on the radio - what if NKOTB were to come on? Thats all I need those freaky little has beens effecting my fetus and given it images of 40 year old men making out with teenage girls on the beack....ewww. Who knew there were so many dangers to babies! In my mothers time she only had to worry about artists like Annie Lennox, and Rita McNeal.....life was simple then.....

I'm going to go home right after work and listen to Band Of Horses, She & Him, OLD weezer, and the Fratelli's perhaps I'll through in a lil Beatles....this baby will be born with decent musical tastes.....