A baby is a get out of Jail Free Card!

So....

Tuesday is worse than Monday. I am somewhat kidding - today was a very comical day.

I had the new girl from work in my car with me - showing her the ropes so to speak - When I get pulled over making an illegal right hand turn from Bay St onto Richmond. I literally had NO idea I couldn't turn right there....I am adding this to my list of things I dislike about Toronto.

So if getting pulled over in front of the new girl wasn't bad enough:
- He then informed me he disliked women - I assume he was kidding
- I told him I was pregnant and irritable and I would really appreciate the fine without the loss of two points
- After promising I would say hello to my baby from him as soon as it was born AND that I would name it Miller (his last name) I got off with nothing.


I am almost positive this means I am evil. What kind of mother-to-be offers up her child to get out of a ticket. THIS ONE! Deal with it. And when Baby Miller enters the world I will have some 'splainin' to do!

Oh yeah - the kind Police Office didn't pull me over in a car - he stood in front of my car which I took as a sign to go around him (cops always help construction sites) turns out he needed me to pull over....lesson learned. I am surprised he was so nice after that. Wicked sense of Humour that man!

I've eaten 4 Clementine's today....I even enjoy the seedy ones. For Christmas I might ask for Citrus!