Every winter I am somehow forgetful of how I survived the winter previous. Normally I would go Tobogganing, Ice Skating or Skiing - seeing as how the weather has been perfect - however none of those are baby friendly sports. so I am BORED.
I am needing to find ways to entertain myself. Today while at work (yes I know....get over it) I decided I will through myself into organizing everything we need for Baby Phillip Miller. We know which Stroller and Car Seat we'd like - now I need to pick a matress, baby carrier, highchair and Breast Pump.
I was excited until I got into the Breast Pump. There is NOTHING glamorous about being attached to a boob sucking machine that "expresses your milk". Ladies and Gentlemen...I am a Dairy Farm. Wait - is human milk considered Dairy?? Well whatever it is, I will be farming that. Maybe I can hook up this scary contraption while watching Oprah? Just a thought - and what a funny picture that would make!
So all in all I still have NO idea what to do about a mattress, OR a Breast Pump..
I am hoping and praying that I am magically infused with all of the knowledge I need once this baby is born...keep your fingers crossed!
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Ha ha good thing you are coming over on Sunday so you can check out what we have, try our kids in it and then decide if you like them.
I can even give you a demonstration of our breast pump if you'd like ... I am a dairy farm as well and nothing like being "milked".
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