I am trying to decide whats worse.
I keep hearing these stories about "easy labour" like it could ever be EASY, however I hear stories like "I didn't have time for the epidural, from start to finish it was, like, three hours" or how about " three pushes and she was out!"
Make me barf. Like anyone is that lucky! I can only hope.
Then you have the other stories..."it only took 42 days and I ripped from my crotch to my ears" or the ever-so-lovely "His shoulders got stuck so they just went In and pulled him out".
I am hoping I sneeze and it just happens....
So therefore, I don't know whats worse hearing about...."easy labours" (aka the kind that most women do NOT experience, but yet you still hope and pray for it) OR the drawn out ultra painful experience that is most likely the norm, but also the most dreaded.....
From now on I want to only hear stories about how good the drugs are...THATS IT!
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see... you should have been with a woman, then you could have let her push the melon out! and you could sit back and just watch!
I was willing to let Jonathan have it....but he's a ninny.
Honestly - I don't think watching or being stuck in a hospital waiting for that long would make me feel any better!
HAHAHA
well, why don't you just get back to me on that one after baby Phillip Miller arrives!
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